 |
| Brother Number Two, back left |
A home filled with many brothers and sisters is often very lonely and sad. Chaos can do that. Sometimes a small kindness will make the world feel better. This is a story about Brother Number Two.
Family
There once was Family with one girl and seven boys. First came Boys Number One through Six, then Girl Number One (and only), then Boy Number Seven. The reason for so many was that the Mom wanted a girl. In fact, she wanted many girls. She might have been marginally disappointed with the birth of each boy, and she loved those boys with her whole heart, but boys are dirty, and thoughtless and just plain exhausting. Her love for those seven boys was real, although sometimes questioned, and rightfully so. How could it not be questioned? Raising boys is HARD! Multiplied that by Seven in quick succession and you might understand.
This is a story about Brother Number Two, but first we need to know the nature of people these people.
The Dad was a cluster of many opposing traits. He loved to laugh and find joy in life, but the stress of life and providing for eight kids was hard. He was often mad or grumpy and that caused a real distance between him and the kids and the Mom. He worked non-stop, up early and home late. He was always working. He made a lot of money but money was not the driving force. He had simple interests, a big house or fancy cars meant nothing to him. An obsession for money is not healthy, at either end of the spectrum, rich or poor. The Dad grew up very poor, so his money obsession was about not spending any of it. He loved physics and natural science, and that was his drive for an education, not money. Working too much.
He loved camping in the desert, it was his escape from his stresses of life. And took all those kids with him, and sometimes the Mom. He was often grumpy on these trips because, unlike the Mom, he was not used to being around all those kids all day long. The kids still loved to camp, but they kept a guarded distance from their Dad. He had only two sleeping bags for everyone, so those desert campouts were miserable affairs. Only the two lucky enough to get the sleeping bags would sleep, usually the oldest two, while the rest of the family would wrap up in a blanket on the ground, and they FROZE! The Dad grew up on a farm, in a big family, two parents and eight kids, and they were poor. That family of ten lived in a two-bedroom house. His parents claimed one of the bedrooms, his four sisters the other. He and his three brothers slept outside on the covered porch. In the winter he’d often wake in the morning with snow on his blankets. Maybe that’s why he was OK taking his kids camping without sleeping bags? In the summer he and his brothers would get eaten alive by mosquitos, because their farmhouse was just a short distance from a huge wetland and a marsh. In fact, in the winter when the Dad was just a boy, those wetlands froze, and the Dad would ice skate for miles and miles and miles, all on hand-built, wooden skates. The family was poor, the house did not get electricity until the Dad was nearly ten-years old. He loved to read, he read any book he could find. His favorite stories were about real explorers. He also loved books about wildlife, especially birds. So, for a boy without electricity who loved to read, reading in bed at night was a challenge, he had to light his pages with a candle or kerosene lamp. The Dad was old enough to be drafted into the military during World War II. But he wasn’t drafted, his Dad kept getting the draft of his sons deferred, so they could farm and provide food to the country during wartime. Be he hated his Dad telling him he had to be a farmer instead of a soldier. So, without telling his Dad, he enlisted in the Navy. His Dad just thought the draft deferrals had ended. He never admitted to his dad that he enlisted and was not drafted. That small defiance brought him joy.
The Mom came from a different country, from the southern hemisphere, an English commonwealth, and not New Zealand. She came from two very English parents. She had five sisters and one brother, her sisters all very English with a bit of Aussie, but her brother was all Aussie. As a teenager she loved to swim in the Indian Ocean, their home just a few streets away from the beach. Once while swimming quite far from the beach, the shark horns started to shriek, warning of sharks in the water. She was too far from land to swim back, so she swam to the nearest buoy and crawled on top. She sat on that buoy for hours until the shark siren ended. She was a tough girl, and she was calm under fire. A personality trait that would serve her well when she became a mother of seven boys and one girl. She spoke with a strong accent, but that accent was more proper English than Aussie brogue. She was embarrassed by the Aussie, she tried her best to sound English, but the Aussie brogue was her natural voice, and it would quickly take over when she was excited or stressed, and when she realized she was speaking pure Aussie, she seemed embarrassed and went back to proper English. She loved to knit, sew and bake bread, but she was no wilting rose, she was a worker who knew how to take care of herself and her family. She was quiet and understated, and very aware of world events and everything happening around her, near and far. Because of her quiet manner she was often dismissed as naïve and ignorant. When her boys were teenagers and pushing limits, she knew what they were up to when they thought she was clueless, and she always stopped them short of total teenage ruin, much to their surprise. Over time they realized she was not stupid.
She loved everything English, she loved the Queen and loved that they were born just a few months apart. As her children grew older, she constantly quoted English poetry and verse from memory, still fresh in her mind from her school days. She met the Dad during World War II, when the Dad was a sailor in the Navy, stationed in her hometown, in that southern hemisphere, English Commonwealth country. After the war she followed him home, but make no mistake, she was no wilting violet, always at the disposal of her man, she was in control of her life and did not wait around for help when she could take care of herself. She was three years younger than the Dad.
They had eight kids, seven boys and a girl.
Brother Number One was a tease, and not always a nice tease. He loved guns and hunting and he loved classical music. He played the violin and he loved to clean his guns. That was his heaven. But guns and Beethoven? A very queer union. He was generally nice, but his first priory in life, after his guns, was to laugh. He loved to laugh and he didn’t mind if someone else had to suffer for his laughs. He was 25 years younger than his Mother, and 28 years younger that his Father.
Brother Number Two was quiet and thoughtful, but he could be a crank. He liked to stay away from the family, he found them to be annoying, he had a small group of friends that were carefully selected, and that is where his joy in humanity was found. Some would say he was a loner, but he probably had more friends than anyone in the family, but his friendships were very selective. He played the trumpet, and he was in the high school marching band, where he had many friends. He was two years younger than Brother Number One.
Brother Number Three was trouble. He was short, smaller than most his age, and he was full of rage. That rage brought him respect, but not the kind of respect that society would admire. He was always smiling, but not in a friendly sort of way. His smile carried an icy stare, a signal to all that he was not one to trifle with. He was two years younger than Brother Number Two.
Brother Number Four is smart. He inherited all the intelligent genetics that his ancestry had to offer, and he knew it. None of the other siblings came close. They might be grounded in common sense and demanded proof of everything, but Brother Number Four just knew stuff. He was an excellent student, but his smartness was not just at school, he had the ability to feel the moment and that enabled him to find truth more easily than most. He simply did not follow blindly. He searched for and insisted upon proof of everything. A weakness of humanity is to follow along with the crowd, if only to be part of the popular crowd. Brother Number Four was incapable of following along with the crowd. He was three years younger than Brother Number Three.
Brother Number Five was physically gifted, a natural athlete, very strong and fearless. Very social and loved people, but not all people, just certain people. Very smart, but not in school like Brother Number Three. He had a great instinct to get to the heart of an issue, a seeker of truth in the real world. He liked to laugh and liked to tease, in a fun way, not in an annoying way like Brother Number One. There was a lot of good in Brother Number Five, but he never knew he was gifted, or smart, or funny. He never gave himself any credit. He always assumed he was five steps behind the rest of the world, that he was stupid. He was burdened with a dark inner voice. He was a good boy but never knew it. Quite simply, he was a troubled soul from an early age, but that is a different story. He was three years younger than Brother Number Four.
Brother Number Six was a combination of his five older brothers, but he never excelled in any one thing like his older brothers. He was too bashful and reserved, perhaps timid, and a bit afraid to take on the world. His first memories in life weren’t of his Mom or his Dad, but of Brother Number Five. They were close in age, and he tagged along with Brother Number Five in his daily tromp through the neighborhood. Brother Number Five, from a young age, was always out to establish his dominance with the bullies of their street, and Brother Number Six was always trailing behind. Brother Number Six never wanted trouble with the bullies, but Brother Number Five never backed off from a fight, so Brother Number Six was always a few steps behind his brother. He was a year younger than Brother Number Five.
Sister Number One was a girl! Hallelujah! A gift from God to their Mother! Despite six older brothers she was sweet and feminine. She wasn’t a tease, and she was intelligent but did not always dig for the truth. Sister Number One never looked for a fight, and was never trying to prove physical dominance, never a tom boy as one might assume of a girl with six older brothers. Instead she loved to dress up and wear make-up and jewelry with her many girlfriends. She loved to always have a girlfriend nearby, obviously to get away from her smelly bratty brothers. She was the salvation of their Mother, who had too many sons. Sister Number One was very puzzling to her six older brothers, who only knew boy things. She introduced them to a whole new world, of which those six brothers were completely ignorant. She was three years younger than Brother Number Six.
Brother Number Seven resulted from a try by their mother, but not their father, to get another girl, a little sister for Sister Number One. But it was not to be. A boy it was. Like all the others he loved to laugh and joke and smile. With six older brothers and one older sister he feigned a surly toughness, but his inner being was simply too nice to pull off that act. He cared about people and treated all with kindness, but in a gruff sort of way. When meeting a new friend, he’d start out as a ‘tough guy’ but within in minutes they’d both be laughing and telling jokes like they’d known each other all their lives. Brother Number Seven was an athlete. Every physical activity he tried came naturally and he was always better than his friends or his brothers at anything he did. He was two years younger than Sister Number One.
Upholstery
If the Dad escaped from life by camping in the desert, the Mom escaped from life with big hobbies. The Mom took classes to learn how to upholster furniture, and then re-upholstered all the furniture in their home. She said it was because the Dad was too cheap to just buy a new sofa or recliner, but it was really her escape from life for a few hours a week. During the school year it was not a problem for her to be gone for several hours a day. During the summer, with the kids out of school, the boys created war and mayhem when their mother was out of the home.
During one week when the Mom was busy upholstering their couch, there was a state of teenage boy warfare as soon as the Mom left, but abruptly stopped when she returned. The boys acting like nothing was wrong. Each day during that week the mayhem escalated a bit more than the previous day. At first it was minor teasing and joking but soon escalating to punches thrown.
On the Wednesday of that week, Brother Number Two was practicing his trumpet, in his room with the door closed. He was in the marching band and the new school year was about to start. He would be playing his trumpet with the marching band during half-time of every football game. While brother Number Two was practicing, Brothers Number One and Three let their true selves come out. They started with a simple knock on the door of Brother Number Two, then running away. Brother Number Two opened the door and seeing no one there, he knew the war was on. But he didn’t react, he closed the door and went back to practicing his trumpet. Brothers Number One and Three again pounded on the door, harder than last time, and then ran away. Brother Number Two yanked the door open, knowing no one would be there, and he yelled at the top of his lungs to “KNOCK IT OFF!” The yelling just added fuel to the fire.
The door pounding continued, but while it did, more hijinks were unfolding. Brother Number Three, with time on his hands before another round of door pounding, would feign a fake game of pool, but with a disgusting twist. He would wrack up the balls and remove the center ball, replacing it with one of their pet Gerbils. They had twenty Gerbils in one small cage, and Brother Number Three thought they could dispose of a few. The Gerbil experiment started out with two males, the Dad did not want additional Gerbils so he insisted on males, but somehow one of those “males” gave birth to a litter of five, with more to follow. Brother Number Five got the two Gerbils as pets, but like any pet of young boys, the Gerbils were soon totally ignored, and it fell to the Mom or younger sister to feed the Gerbils and clean the cage.
So, Brother Number Three was playing pool with one ball replaced by a Gerbil. Brothers One, Four and Five thought this was hilarious but Brother Number Six did not. After a few hits of the balls, that poor Gerbils was injured and in pain. This bothered Brother Number Six. There was much laughter after every hit of the balls, but finally Brother Number Six took action, he ran to the pool table and grabbed the injured Gerbil and tried to run away. Brother Number Three would not have it. It was his game and no one was going to take that away. As Brother Number Six ran by, Brother Number Three reached out with his pool stick, catching Brother Number Six at his knees causing him to trip and fall face first into the arm of the coach, the one not currently being re-upholstered by the Mom. With that face plant the laughter from the older three brothers was deafening. They loved to see a younger brother smash his face, with a Gerbil in hand. Luckily the Gerbil was OK, but for the injuries from that fake game of pool. Brother Number Six was near tears and his nose was bleeding profusely, which only brought more laughter from his brothers. As for crying, that was never to be. If he had cried, it would have been grounds for profound and severe ridicule form the other brothers, for decades to come. So no, Brother Number Six DID NOT CRY! Brother Number Six got up, held his bleeding nose with his free hand, and returned the Gerbil to its cage, then went to his room, closed the door and, all alone, he cried.
While crying alone Brother Number Six heard the hijinks continue. Brothers Number One and Three pounded on the door of the trumpet-practicing Brother Number Two, and Brother Number Two, had had enough and now came out for a fight. Brother Number Three might have been born with rage in his soul, but Brother Number Two was strong, and he would not be trifled with. He ran after Brothers One and Three, catching his older Brother Number One, and punched Brother Number One in the center of his face. Now there were two Brothers with bloody noses. Brother Number One might be a tease, but he was not a fighter, especially when his younger, stronger Brother Number Two was throwing punches. So, Brother Number One quit the door-ditching and went away, maybe to play his violin, but more likely to clean his guns or count his bullets. Such a strange juxtaposition of interests.
But Brother Number Two was not done. He was mad and would have his justice. After a wild teenage boy race through the house, he chased down Brother Number Three. But Brother Number Three was a fighter, and he soon stopped, faced Brother Number Three with fist clenched, and threw a punch square in the face of Brother Number Two. Now there were three brothers with bloody noses, one crying, one counting bullets and the other momentarily stunned and shocked that Brother Number Three punched him in the nose. That shock almost instantly converted to total fury and rage.
With nose bleeding he went after Brother Number Three who knew he was in trouble. A fast, windmill of punches from Brother Number Two landed on Brother Number Three’s face, head and chest. Number Three initially tried to make it a real fight, he tried to throw more punches, but Brother Number Two was too strong, too focused and too angry to feel anything, and Brother Number Three was soon just a punching bag for Brother Number Two. His best defense was to fall to the floor and cover his head with his arms to avoid the flying fists of Brother Number Two. And it worked. Brother Number Two stopped punching, but, standing over his bratty younger brother, yelled “NEVER TOUCH MY DOOR EVER AGAIN!”
Now there were four brothers with bloody noses: one still crying, one still counting bullets, one Angry but playing pool, without Gerbils, the last now playing a trumpet, while his nose bled.
Brother Number Six had a good cry, alone in his room, but he knew he had to get control quickly. If his older brothers caught him crying, the harsh brotherly treatment would be much worse than any bloody nose from getting tripped by a pool stick. He was wiping his eyes and stifling the sobs when Brothers Number Four and Five came in (all three shared the same room). Brother Number Four immediately seized on the crying of Brother number Six, “Oooooh, look at the cute little baby, crying for his Momma, what a cute little BABY! What’s next? Do you need your diaper changed and a SUCKIE (pacifier)?? What a cute BABY! WHAAAA! WHAAAAA!” Hearing this ridicule was like poring sugar on a Red Ant’s nest. Brother Number Five couldn’t resist, he had to get in on the action, “I want my MOMMY! I want my MOMMY!!!” Then sticking his thumb in his mouth, pretending to be a toddler sucking his thumb, all the while making a guttural crying sound as he sucked. Brothers can be so mean.
Brother Number Six quickly regained his composure and stopped crying and started yelling at Brothers Number Four and Five to “shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!” which only caused them to go louder and more vicious in their ridiculing: “Look at the pretty little BABY! CRYING for his Mommy!! I want my MOMY! I want my MOMMY!!” Brother Number Six had had it, and grabbed the nearest weapon he could find, an old, wet tennis ball the dog had been chewing on all morning. He picked it up and threw as hard as he could, pegging Brother Number Four directly in the left temple, dog saliva splattering across his nose and forehead. It didn’t hurt so much and it showed disrespect from an upstart younger Brother, and, with that, he jumped at Brother Number Six, who guessed this would happened and had positioned himself near the door before throwing the wet dog-ball, running as hard as he could with Brother Number Four right on his heels, all the while screaming “Your DEAD, you crying baby mommas boy!”
Hearting all the commotion, Brother Number Three, still with a bleeding nose, came down the stairs just at the moment that Brother Number Six was approaching, and, hidden by the corner, Brother Number Three, unseen by Brother Number Six, stuck out his foot and tripped Brother Number Six – again - sending him in a nose-dive right toward the couch that caused his first bloody nose. He slammed face first into the arm of that coach, his nose taking the brunt of the force – again - and stating bleeding – again. Now bleeding profusely. He was in total pain and again started crying, but this time he ran out into the garage, slinking down into the corner, hidden by bikes and old tires and about a thousand barrels of wheat, stockpiled by their Mom and Dad for some future apocalyptic, end-of-world calamity. This upholstery-day fight among brothers was not an end-of-world calamity, but the barrels of wheat served a purpose, they made for a private hide-a-way, a place to get away from his Brothers a place he could be alone because, he had a big family, and privacy was never really a thing. He sat down the floor behind those barrels, and cried.
Hearing the commotion, Brother Number Two, nose still bleeding but plugged by a wad of tissue, put down his trumpet and came out of his room just as Brother Number Three came down the hallway headed to his room. (Incidentally, Brother Number Three shared a room with no one, because he was a tough roommate, one that quickly burned through any goodwill. The Mom and Dad, giving up on discipline, realized the best remedy was avoidance: separate Brother Number Three from the others and there will be much more peace and quiet in their home.) As Brothers Number Two and Three crossed paths in the hallway, Number Two glared at Number Three, and Brother Number Three, knowing Brother Number Two was much stronger, a better fighter, much more athletic and, at times, meaner, just dropped his head to avoid eye-contact, showing respect to the Alpha, and slunk away to his room.
Ice Cream
Seeing the door to the garage still open, he walked out and could hear Brother Number Six crying behind those barrels of wheat. Walking around the wall of wheat barrels, Brother Number Two asks Brother Number Six, “ are you OK?”
Brother Number Six, still sniffling repressing his crying, just nods “Yes.”
Brother Number Two, “do you want to get out of here?”
Brother Number Six, still sniffling and repressing his crying, just nods “Yes.”
They got in the Dad’s Volkswagen Bug, a 1965, old, faded blue/gray, VW Bug. It had no air-conditioning because there was no air-conditioning in cars way back then and it stunk sweaty boys and burning oil. It was dusty and dirty inside, because, without an air-conditioner, those windows were never rolled up. Plus, the Dad, a landscaping hobbyist, like to collect big rocks for their yard. His landscaping was all rock and a few plants. He loved big rocks. He dragged tons of rock to their yard, by any means possible. He was known to put 80-pound rocks, found in the hills above their house, on the passenger seat of that VW Bug, to bring it home for the yard. So, in addition to smelling of sweaty boys and burning oil, that VW Bug also smelled like the earth.
 |
| Brother Number Five, the Mom holding Brother Number Seven, and the stinky VW Bug. |
Brother Number Two drove around the neighborhood for a while, looking at the new homes. It was a new neighborhood, built into the foothills of a big mountain range, and it seemed like a new house would pop-up every other day. It was interesting to see how fast the new houses were being built. Also, being up against the edge of the mountain, they could see wild animals right out their door: deer, elk, coyotes, fox and sometimes grouse and quail. At night they often heard Coyotes howling nearby, it sounded like they were just a few feet from their yard. The Dad and Mom and the Brothers and the Sister, all liked to hike in those hills. To the Dad, it reminded him of his youth, growing up next to the huge marsh full of birds and wildlife. To the Mom it reminded her of her youth, tramping through the bush in Australia with her sisters. To Brothers Number One through Seven and Sister Number One, living so close to wilderness meant freedom, something they all craved and enjoyed.
After seeing all the new construction Brother Number Two said, “Do you want some Ice Cream? Let’s go get some Ice cream!” Like all the brothers, speaking and conversation was not their strongest attribute. When they talked to each other, which was rare, the communication was almost sub-conscious, they just knew what the others were saying from a look in their eyes, or a gesture of the hands, or a twist of the shoulders, or a nod of their head. There were far more grunts and gestures that actual words spoken in that family. Strange to an outsider, but them it was normal. They could sense what the others were going to say before any words were spoken. It was a brother thing, throwing punches one minute, sensing the deepest feeling the next. In this case Brother Number Six didn’t say a word, he was still sniffling, just a quick nod of his head, and Brother Number Two headed the VW Bug down the hill to get ice scream.
As they were driving Brother Number Two, not really talking to Brother Number Six, but just clearing his head of thoughts, “Sometimes life can be really tough. Some people are good and others are bad, and it’s usually the bad ones that we remember the longest. Don’t let the bad people define you. If you feel like crying, then cry. Don’t worry who might laugh. Those unable to cry are weak minded and shallow.” Brother Number Six just sat there and nodded. Now, talking directly to Brother Number Six, “You are a good boy and I’m glad you are my Brother. Don’t ever forget that we are Brothers. I’ll always defend you.” Brother Number Six was sort of stunned, that was the most he’d heard from Brother Number Two – ever. Plus, for these Brothers, it was not often that honest, deep, personal expressions of love were spoken. But it stopped the sniffling of Brother Number Six and put a smile on his face. All he could say was, “OK, ” but he was warm inside and he felt peace for the first time in long time.
They drove to Arctic Circle, a fast food drive-in down on main street. Decades later, that old drive-in is long gone, a bank now sits where they use to go for hamburgers and ice cream. They pull into the parking lot and Brother Number Two asks, “do you want to go in or should I go get it and bring it out?” Brother Number Six did not want to go in, still feeling weepy and worried his red eyes would reveal his weakness, “No, I want to stay in the car.” So, Brother Number Two went in inside, returning a few minutes later with two ice Scream cones, one huge and the other one big, but not huge. He got in the car and handed Brother Number Six the smaller cone, but asked, “Can you eat this one?” gesturing with the bigger cone. Brother Number Six, not really understanding, he thought he meant the smaller cone, didn’t say a word but nodded his head and licked his cone. Brother Number Two handed the huge cone to Brother Number Two, taking the smaller one for himself. Brother Number Six was embarrassed, he hadn’t meant to take the big cone, but it was too late, Brother Number Two had started eating the smaller cone.
Driving home, Brother Number Two said again, “Never forget, I’m on your side, I’ll always help you when the others are mean. I may not always live here, but just know that I’m always on your side.” Brother Number Six felt really good now. No more tears.
When they got home, they saw that the Mon had just pulled in from her upholstery class. She was smiling, she was beaming, like she always did after a few hours away from the chaos of seven boys and one girl. When she walked into the house, seeing the disaster that only seven boys are capable of, her demeanor suddenly changes, and speaking now in a high-pitched Aussie-brogue:
“FAIR BLOODY DINKUM!! What the BLOODY hell! For crack’in ice, can’t I leave you Joeys alone for three damn, BLOODY seconds without you-all blowing the BLOODY roof off the BLOODY house!? Mary, Mother of BLOODY Joseph! ALL my Joey sons are BLOODY Bludgers! What? Not enough BLOODY Vegemite for brekky? What a bunch of BLOODY Drongos!”
But the Mom’s tantrums were always short, and she soon felt embarrassed for her language and loss of control. She immediately switched from Aussie Brogue to perfect Queens English, “Now, now boys, let’s be nice, clean up your rooms and I’ll make some Cornish Pasties.” She was still fuming but she regained composure. By the time the Dad came home form work, all was back to normal.
 |
| Brother Number Two, in back with glasses, when he was in the marching band. |
End Notes:
Brother Number one went on a mission, came home got married and had a bunch of kids, got divorced and lives alone. He still teases and he has about 50 guns and still counts bullets.
Brother Number Two left home soon after graduating from High School and didn’t come home for five years. He said he stayed away because “Dad was too intrusive, always pushing me to go on a fucking mission, so I left until he stopped pushing.” He led a long career as a river guide, and a snow-cat driver, never sitting at a computer ten hours a day like most of us, because “that is a sad, pathetic existence.” Late in his career, The Boatman’s Quarterly Review (BQR) (gcrg.org), said Brother Number Two was one of only four Boatmen to run the Grand Canyon over 500 times. Anyone who knows anything about the Grand Canyon knows that is a huge statistic. No mission, but he knew who he was, couldn’t fake anything else, and a true leader in his profession.
Brother Number Three got married, joined the Air Force, and is a much nicer person today. Life has a way of smoothing the hard edges.
Brother Number Four is still smart, he has several degrees and works building defense weapons for the US military.
Brother Number Five is gone now, but that is another story.
Brother Number Six still cries when no one is watching.
Sister Number One has a big family and is still not a tomboy.
Brother Number Seven, still an athlete, everything comes easy to him.
Other than the parents, the Sister and Brother Number One, the family is largely unreligious. Why is it that some are such easy believers and other struggle to believe? Why do some hear the voice of God at every turn and others hear only silence? Some can’t fake it. Oh the mysteries of life.
This is a true story, unless Brother Number Three reads it, then it’s ALL fiction.
